Confessions of a girl scout cookie abuser

A while back I decided to be nice and support my local girl scout's and put in an order for some cookies. After a while they finally arrived and today I went to go pick my order up. This kindness set me back $21! On my drive back home I passed out and about 10 minutes later I woke up in front of my house with cookie crumbs on my seat belt and crumbs in my eyes (I had an itch). The box was now half-empty!! (to my defense the cookies have shrunk in half) I really thought to myself as I was placing the order that I would indulge in 1 cookie. Apparently I don't know myself well enough and now I am very sad that I have to run 2 miles to burn these suckers! I have decided to send the remaining cookies to my brother who is serving a mission in California and will be writing a letter to the Girl Scout cookie factory demanding that they put a sign on the every box that reads "Warning, will cause black-outs and addictions."



Hey what are those white things and why didn't I get any!!